King Breen

King "Mark" Breen, or more notoriously known as The Magenta Magician, is the foremost expert on arcane rituals and historical lore, both East and West of The Line. Where others seek to expand their territory and grow their wealth, King Breen seeks to use these as merely tools to achieve further enlightenment.

Farran History
A stalwart denouncer of science, when once he heard someone trying to explain the existence of atoms to a citizen of Farran, The Magenta Magician appeared, and said, "Ah, c'mere, atoms don't exist t'fuck. Everything made up of tiny balls? Bollocks." He then turned the man into marbles.

King Breen can also be heard harmonising in the hooks of several of Emperor Alano Sullivano's rap songs. Legend has it this is the only known thing that can make Ghosht Dev cry.

King Breen's realm is, militarily, seemingly insignificant, but one would do well to remember that, through a series of extensive treaties and tributes, he has garnered the support of the elusive group of demi-Gods known only as The Committee. Each man alone in this group is said to be the equal of one hundred cow-mounted Knights, and the estate of Magenta Manor is littered with the bones of those foolish enough to deny their existence.

Loss of Title
In early 2021 reports were made by the RaLads of a shift in power dynamics within the Kingdom of Ovens. Though at first the reports were thought to be false, it was soon confirmed that King Breen's claim to the throne had indeed been challenged by a large goose named Large Goose.

Thought to hail from close to the turn-off to Neutricia, Large Goose claimed that the throne was his due to unpaid royalties by The Magenta Magician that he'd incurred, by watching a video mentioning the goose in upwards of "three or four hundred million times." Not being able to speak the Killougholese, Large Goose instead conveyed all of this through his interpreter, Paul O'Donovan.

With no defence against the goose, and scared of its superior strength and ability to get the better of men, Breen had no choice but to abdicate. This was met by absolutely no resistance within the Kingdom who apparently hadn't realised that they were even ruled by King Breen in the first place, with one resident saying, "now that it's been brought to our attention, we prefer the goose anyway."

King Breen is said to have fled Ovens after the event, seeking asylum in Ballygroman Empire where he intends to enlist the help of his long-time ally, Alano Sullivano, to plan how to get his throne back.