Salty

Salty is the head of the Salton Family who have resided in the Kingdom of The Lake for eleventeen generations. He likes short walks on the beach and pieces of flat-ish, hollow plastic with nylon grids on the inside and handles coming off of them. He is even said to sit on a throne of these so-called, "racquets."

Farran History
Salty is famous among rulers for being the first ruler of a Kingdomín (see: Structure of Land) in the Modern Farran Age (MFA). This occurred when Salty declared the borders of his home (known as "Alton's Tower") within the Kingdom of The Lake the day after The Lake was founded. Salty has since gone on record about declaring his borders within another Kingdom saying "I wanted to call bullshit on their borders, like!"

Salty was confident in establishing his Kingdomín, even with the strength of The Lake, as Alton's Tower famously has the best defences of any house in the world. When asked how he felt about The Lake Army laying siege to Alton's Tower for 18 months after he revolted, Salty responded with "What? Did they?" and then shrugging.

While he has amassed a group of dedicated followers during his years in power, some speculate that Salty is merely a figurehead for his family and that the actual ruling of the Kingdom and leading of the family truly lies with Salty's older brother, Salty, with assistance from his dad, Salty.

As of 2021 it is clear that the positioning of Salton's Tower within the hostile Kingdom of The Lake has meant that the Salton Family have been trapped within their Kingdomín's borders for years. Almost all other leaders of the World of Farran kind of just collectively realised it all at once and then shrugged, with King David of Killoughy saying "Ah shur they're probably grand, lah." While Western leaders have no interest in crossing The Line in order to try and help the trapped leader, Salty, rumours have recently been spreading that Roberto O'Shea has been planning a jailbreak-style heist entitled "Save the Saltons."